Sunday, January 23, 2005

Funny Funny

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

1 comment:

Ciavarro said...

Sorry Derek, I meant to give you a pat on the back for this baby awhile ago.

Hey, Canadian beef! Gotta love it.

Your Constitution. I am not sure if you MEANT to say "we're not using it anymore". But wow, if that was ever a statement with a deeper meaning, I don't know what is! How many constitutional violations does the Patriot Act make legal?

And your Ten Commandments joke! Not bad! Probably funnier if I was a church going man, but not bad!

All in all, I'm glad you're still around to post!